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Could this be the simplest way to buy a used car…In pieces?
Here’s how it works.
- Pick out a used car.
- Pick out the part you want to purchase. Say, a door…a wheel…maybe just the gas cap.
- Come back every week and select another piece.
Sounds easy. Check out what some other satisfied used car shoppers have said about their experiences.
Fred P; “I am so excited about my two wheels, steering wheel and passenger sun-visor. My friends are going to be so jealous of my sweet ride in 4 or 5 more years.”
Sandy B; “I just picked up my first piece - I keep the rear view mirror in my purse.”
Tony D; “My wife thinks I’m nuts - little does she know that those pieces I’ve accumulated in the front yard will eventually be her next ride.”
Get your used car pieces before they’re all gone. [Limited Time Only - Until 4.1.09]
Here’s an interesting event you & the kids won’t want to miss.
What do you do when your kids are a tad eager to start driving? Where do you take them when they’ve already mastered soap box derby racers and go-karts?
The Answer is simple: A “Teach Your Kid To Drive” clinic. Kids, ages 5 - 12, will have an opportunity to earn their ”NYS Junior Pre-Learner’s Permit.”
This Junior permit allows children the ability to operate a two-seater smart-car (automatic only) during weekdays, between the hours of 11am and 2pm. Think of the convenience factor if your kids can help with quick runs to the grocery store, pick up your dry cleaning or even just run Grandma to the doctor’s office.
This clinic teaches kids the fundamentals of defensive driving, using turn signals and, of course, how to park in standard parking lots. Advanced classes are also available to teach the finer mechanics of parallel parking, pumping gas and checking tire pressure.
For obvious safety reasons, children won’t be allowed to get under the hood to diagnose basic automotive service issues.
Get your kids ready & sign up early - there’s limited space. For more info, contact me for specific dates, locations & reservations. (This is a rescheduled clinic previously slated for 4/1/07.)